21 thoughts on “TO VEGETARIANS

  1. The great American poet Edward Field wrote a poem in the sixties (regrettably both poem title and book title are now forgotten) about how Soviet scientists of the Kharkov Institute recorded a lettuce crying out when it was cut into. It was both a parody and a lamentation.

  2. I remember a short story by the inimitable Roald Dahl in which someone creates a machime which can here vegetables scream. I can never scrape a carrot without thinking of it.
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  3. I’d hate to contribute to their suffering. I’m happy to spare the brussels sprouts. And the asparagus. (Broccoli gets my husband back, and makes those around him pay, so I don’t feel so bad for it :))

  4. I wish I had thought of a retort as funny every time a vegetarian told me something about eating meat.

  5. I approve. My personal cure for vegetarianism is, ‘For every animal you don’t eat, I’ll eat three.”

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